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75To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism and satire the most potent form of dissent. Hailed as The InSultan of Satire and The Definitive Voice of the Apocalypse. Thirty-seven Tim Hollis fans can't be wrong.
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62Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press...
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62Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Dharmic Visions of a Vegas Cabbie
Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Excerpt I'm near the end of the line at the Luxor. Other drivers are reading newspapers or yakking outside the cabs. A plush pile carpet of cigarette butts wends its way down the...
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60Class Warfare and the Military Draft
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working...
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57Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia
The Failiah in Australia Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a...
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56Cool Hand R'buke: Whut Thuh 'Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and
Whut Thuh ‘Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and by Boss Man Bush Whut thuh ‘Merr'kin people gut t'understa'and is that Ah'm the Duhcahder and Ah'll duhcahd who stays and who goes and Ah've duhcahded that...
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53Janitors Lure Senators into Roach Motels in Obvious Case of Mistaken Identity
On the heels of the Lieberman-Kyl declaration of World War III (with the enthusiastic backing of kindred insects on the so-called left), Senate floor janitors nearly rid us of the cockroaches listed below. ...
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53FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing...
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53Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored to be slated as a replacement for the...
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51CBS News Centurions: You Can't Be Here
CBS: The News Centurions "You Can't Be Here" Kansas City, August 10 CBS (the most twisted name in broadcasting) brought the Early Show to Kansas City loaded for crowd control. Disguised as women, they were...
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