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60Class Warfare and the Military Draft
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working...
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75To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism and satire the most potent form of dissent. Hailed as The InSultan of Satire and The Definitive Voice of the Apocalypse. Thirty-seven Tim Hollis fans can't be wrong.
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42FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to...
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39H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans...
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62Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Dharmic Visions of a Vegas Cabbie
Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Excerpt I'm near the end of the line at the Luxor. Other drivers are reading newspapers or yakking outside the cabs. A plush pile carpet of cigarette butts wends its way down the...
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40Larry Craig's Greatest Hits
Tip Toe Through the Toilets Fools Flush In (Where Wise Men Never Go) High, Wide and Handsome Blue Suede Schmooze Behind Closed Doors Put Your Hand in the Hand The Night Has a Thousand Eyes Knockin' on...
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41Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate...
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39Alberto Gonzales as Pinocchio
Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? Night of the Living Dead? DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon...
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39Intergalactic Neocon Commandos Liberate Outer Space
Bush: Whutcha gut there, Dick? Cheney: Eeergh (guttural boardroom grunt from side of mouth). Bush: C'mon. Show me whutcha gut. Cheney: Eeergh, it's my new Handheld X-Series Space Plane Launcher from...
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53FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing...
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