Hubs 1-10 (updated every 30 minutes)sort by Hot Best Latest
39H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans...
5 comments
41Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate...
6 comments
40Larry Craig's Greatest Hits
Tip Toe Through the Toilets Fools Flush In (Where Wise Men Never Go) High, Wide and Handsome Blue Suede Schmooze Behind Closed Doors Put Your Hand in the Hand The Night Has a Thousand Eyes Knockin' on...
1 comment
62Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press...
3 comments
53FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing...
5 comments
53Janitors Lure Senators into Roach Motels in Obvious Case of Mistaken Identity
On the heels of the Lieberman-Kyl declaration of World War III (with the enthusiastic backing of kindred insects on the so-called left), Senate floor janitors nearly rid us of the cockroaches listed below. ...
2 comments
60Class Warfare and the Military Draft
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working...
3 comments
39Intergalactic Neocon Commandos Liberate Outer Space
Bush: Whutcha gut there, Dick? Cheney: Eeergh (guttural boardroom grunt from side of mouth). Bush: C'mon. Show me whutcha gut. Cheney: Eeergh, it's my new Handheld X-Series Space Plane Launcher from...
1 comment
40PetraeBusH Quagmire Surge Gains Traction
Testifying before a credulous, pathetic and ineffectual Congress, General Petraeus was glued to his script in the rapt attention of a schoolboy reading aloud to the class. Struggling to decipher Cheney's...
1 comment
42FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to...
0 comments
